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  1. How do you tell HTML from HTML5? - Try it out in Internet Explorer - Did it work? - No? - It's HTML5.
  2. Hey Girl, Roses are #ff0000, Violets are #0000ff, I use hex codes, But I'd use RGB for you.
  3. Knock knock. Who's there? Recursion. Recursion who? Knock knock.
  4. A man is smoking a cigarette and blowing smoke rings into the air. His girlfriend becomes irritated with the smoke and says "Can't you see the warning on the cigarette pack? Smoking is hazardous to your health!" to which the man replies, "I am a programmer. We don't worry about warnings; we only worry about errors."
  5. A horse walks into a bar. "Hey", the Bartender says. "Sure", the horse replies.
  6. My wife is really mad at the fact that I have no sense of direction. So I packed up my stuff and right.
  7. I was reading a great book about an immortal dog the other day. It was impossible to put down.
  8. Oysters hate to give away their pearls because they are shellfish.
  9. Relationship Status: just tried to reach for my dog's paw and he pulled it away so I pretended I was reaching for the remote.
  10. Programming is 10% science, 20% ingenuity, and 70% getting the ingenuity to work with the science.

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United States Ohio Columbus · Amazon Technologies Inc.
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OK 216.73.216.xxx · United States Ohio Columbus · Amazon Technologies Inc.
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404 216.73.216.xxx · United States Ohio Columbus · Amazon Technologies Inc.
https://fbo*.shop/robots.txt Sep 10, 2026 4:25 PM
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404 77.68.102.xxx · United Kingdom England Worcester · Fasthosts Internet Limited
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OK 43.157.172.xxx · Brazil São Paulo São Paulo · Acevillepteltd SG
http://www.fdi*.shop/ Sep 10, 2026 4:22 PM
OK 129.211.172.xxx · China Jiangsu Nanjing · Tencent Cloud Computing (Beijing) Co., Ltd
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OK 43.157.50.xxx · Germany Hesse Frankfurt am Main · Tencent Cloud Computing
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404 134.185.85.xxx · Singapore Central Singapore Singapore · Oracle Cloud Infrastructure (ap-singapore-1)
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404 205.169.39.xxx · United States California Santa Clara · Palo Alto Networks, Inc
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